jaydenw:

Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.

cowboyish:

when white boys r like “ooo are you blushing” like can you chill for a moment i was probs thinking about kuroo tetsuro not ur crusty ass

leaveliestotheliars:

What Ralph and Piggy didn’t know was that to stop Jack they simply had to say “Merridon’t” three times with the help of the audience. 

joshishollywood:

sparklewench:

editorial design antics, pt. 2

this looks like a normal magazine spread right

well

if you look really closely on one of the melons i put a really tiny pterodactyl right in the middle

no one noticed

and they actually published it

now there are 2000 copies of this magazine featuring this tiny pterodactyl and i’m the one at fault

oh my god am i a horrible person or what

If I could live one day the way you live your entire life